pukicho:

araccoonthatlikesmurder:

pukicho:

Optometrists HATE me because when they ask me to look at the letters I just tell them No

Why

Read it yourself

funnytwittertweets:

raspberrychainsaw:

yimra:

hvmanfilth8:

Exposed to radiation type beat

Yo what the fuck is this

splicky:

Not funny, didn’t laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine

spiteswallow:

spiteswallow:

I humbly suggest that true crime freaks should get into learning about scammers instead of serial killers. I LOVE reading about fraud and grifts and pyramid schemes. true crime ppl have all this paranoid energy about murder, which is rare in the grand scheme of things…..maybe instead that could be channeled into some productive rage toward capitalism.

And u know a side effect of learning about scam artists is that you start to understand certain things about economics, and just how STUPID these systems are and how easily they are taken advantage of….and I’d much rather people gained a passing familiarity with economics than whatever armchair psychologist shit these true crimers get on. We need fewer people who think they’re experts on “sociopaths” and more people who understand how people like Elizabeth Holmes and the WeWork guy were able to do what they did

dankmemeuniversity: