marshall-omnipotence:

shuhannazy:

Poetic (X)

I fucking love Mamri

hi:

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

thatfunnyblog:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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Funny Stuff you like?

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

(Source: 7at1stroke)

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

(Source: frozensecond)

an actual thing my thirteen year old brother just said

  • if girls are asking to be raped because their clothes don't completely cover all of their bodies, then boys are asking to be kicked in the balls just because they don't wear cups everywhere.

nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

(Source: psychoalchemy)

itseasytoremember:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring

(Source: iraffiruse)

congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

d0cpr0fess0r:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

I started to do that at a disco, and then I panicked.

(Source: dannydevitofan97)

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*