NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK
when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures
Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.
Man has a lot of sex: God.
Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.
Man is virgin by choice: Loser.
society u ok
i’m glad she included the flip side
just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,
was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
I started to do that at a disco, and then I panicked.
because they usually can’t reach it anyways.
*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*